(Bongsunga School)
Hello! I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School.
I'm Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Put your hands up in the air!
Yeah, DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
Teacher, I love female idols.
- I like Irene. / - Yeah.
- I like CL. / - Yeah.
- And I really like Tzuyu. / - Yeah.
That's why I mixed those three girls!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Irene, Tzuyu, CL...
Irene, Tzuyu, CL!
I-Tzu-C.
I-Tzu-C!
I'm the I-Tzu-C!
Everyone!
I-Tzu-C!
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
I really want a pet these days.
Yeah?
- I want a puppy. / - Yeah.
- I also want a flying squirrel. / - Yeah.
- And I want a lizard. / - Oh...
So I mixed those three animals!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Puppy, flying squirrel, lizard...
Flying squirrel, puppy, lizard!
Fly-pup-liz.
Fly-pup-liz!
Let me get a bite.
I'm the fly-pup-liz.
Fly-pup-liz.
This has been DJ Mix Sejin!
Alright, Mix Sejin.
Who wants to talk next?
Hello, teacher!
Hello, I'm Mr. Toto!
Alright, Mr. Toto. What brings you here?
- Who made this? / - Huh?
Who came up with books?
What's wrong with books?
I can't read them!
I bought all these books
so I could become intelligent.
What should I read first?
This book is too thick!
This book has too many words!
This is a mystery novel that you can't stop reading.
I couldn't stop falling asleep!
That's it. Let me try reading it again.
"When Pauly found out Willy was
murdered by Wilson,
he told Officers Charles and William..."
I can't tell who's who!
Books aren't for me.
Hey, I found some cash.
Lucky me!
Now I forgot where I was!
Who came up with books?
Go sit down.
I'll be back again next time.
Who wants to talk next?
- What the... / - What?
What is this?
He looks just like him.
Alright!
So... Who...
Who are you?
I make people echo!
I'm Freddie Echo!
Alright!
So, what brings you here?
Mr. Echo.
The director told us two weeks ago
to come up with a Freddie Echo character.
Who came up with one?
♪ He did, he did ♪
♪ Him and him and him ♪
So?
You must've been the best one among them.
All I did was watch.
Huh?
Then how did you end up here?
Are you curious? Everybody!
♪ They were having a meeting and I was called in ♪
♪ I was nervous because it was the director ♪
♪ Things seem serious! What's going on? ♪
♪ This is what the director said to me ♪
You look the most like him.
You do it.
Alright!
- ♪ Mom and dad, thank you ♪ / - ♪ Thank you ♪
- ♪ Thank you ♪ / - ♪ Thank you ♪
♪ Mom's front teeth, thank you ♪
♪ Thank you ♪
- ♪ Thank you ♪ / - ♪ Thank you ♪
♪ Mama ♪
- So... / - He looks just like him.
So...
Seriously...
It's really shocking how similar you look.
I'm really excited about
the joke you'll show us today.
- Are you excited? / - Yes!
Everybody!
He's doing it again.
Here it is again.
♪ The director wanted something out of me ♪
♪ I thought hard about it over 2 weeks ♪
♪ I just look like him, but I didn't have a joke ♪
♪ I'll come up with one and be back next episode ♪
- ♪ See you all next week ♪ / - ♪ Next week ♪
- ♪ Next week ♪ / - ♪ Next week ♪
- ♪ If I'm not funny, you won't see me ♪ / - ♪ You won't ♪
- ♪ You won't ♪ / - ♪ You won't ♪
I don't think we'll see you.
So...
I don't think we'll see you again.
♪ Mama ♪
Go sit down.
Alright!
Alright, who wants to talk next?
♪ Out of the way ♪
♪ The star of Bongsunga School is here ♪
- It's the guy that never tries hard. / - Yeah.
Don't try so hard at life, teacher.
Everyone, no need to try so hard!
Just like Kim Junho who strips
instead of coming up with jokes!
No need to try so hard!
- That's true. / - Yes.
Why don't you greet the people since you're here?
- Let me greet everyone. / - Yes.
Hello, I'm a comedian!
What are those?
This is CO2 as a special effect.
You should've let us know.
We could've shot that out from the stage.
It doesn't matter what I use for a special effect.
Are we going to become BTS
because we use these stage effects? Nope!
No need to try so hard.
Alright, just have a seat for now.
Alright, but I don't have a seat.
You're just sitting wherever.
We're playing the recorder for music today.
- The recorder. / - Take out your recorders.
What's that?
- My recorder. I love you. Recorder. / - What?
It just needs to sound like a recorder, right?
I can make it sound like one.
See?
Want me to play you "Love Scenario?"
- "Love Scenario?" / - Yes.
See?
And you can drink some of this if you get thirsty.
Isn't that great?
Are we going to join the Lee Taeseon Band
because we're good at playing instruments?
- Nope! / - Nope!
Are we going to join the Philharmonic Orchestra
because we can play a recorder?
- Nope! / - Nope!
Are we going to play a show at Sejong Center?
- Nope! / - Nope!
So let's not try so hard.
Should your lives be complicated?
- No! / - What?
Hey, hold on.
That was Kim Yeonghui's old catchphrase.
Oh, so what?
It's not trendy anymore and she's my colleague.
I didn't want to try that hard.
Am I going to become a commercial star
for using that catchphrase?
- Nope! / - Nope!
Is this going to win me the grand prize
at the KBS Entertainment Awards?
- Nope! / - Nope!
Even if I did win,
I'd probably feel great...
- And go out for some beef. / - That's my line.
I didn't know.
If it didn't get as popular as Zana,
let's not try so hard!
Go sit down.
♪ Out of the way ♪
Who wants to talk next?
Who are you?
Hello, teacher.
If I'm ever wronged, I'll get them back tenfold.
I'm the king of revenge. I'm Oh Gihwan.
Who are you going to get revenge on?
- This bike. / - What?
I was having fun riding my bike yesterday.
My bike suddenly made me fall on a hill.
It hurt so much I thought I'd die.
What?
I'm going to get revenge on this bike.
Why did you do that to me?
Answer me.
Were you really trying to kill me?
I bought the best bike lock
so I wouldn't lose you!
Were you really trying to kill me?
Answer me.
Crying now isn't going to help you.
You think you're a big shot
because you're a top-of-the-line model
that all the biking enthusiasts want.
But those nice days are over now.
From now on...
Only little kids will want to ride you!
How about putting these on?
How does it feel to become a children's bike?
Let's take you to a playground!
Hey! Why are you braking?
What? You don't want to be a children's bike?
Fine then!
How about an old guy's bike?
Let's see how this looks!
And you need this!
Look at you now!
Let's go!
Let's go to Hangang park to humiliate you!
Stop it.
The next is CD!
♪ If only... Could ♪
♪ See... Once ♪
♪ Even if... Everything ♪
It's fine.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What are you doing?
This is totally swag.
I'm going to sea to go scuba diving today.
I'll totally have swag when I'm scuba diving.
How are you going to go scuba diving?
First, I'll listen to the sea.
Swag, swag.
Very nice, right?
Then I'll go in to go scuba diving.
I'll walk over the swag-white swag-sand
into the swag-blue swag-sea!
And while G-Dragon is in the army, I'll make it a trend.
I'll totally make it a trend.
Make what a trend?
This wetsuit...
- Will become my body. / - What the...
And this oxygen hose...
- Will become my teeth. / - What is this?
Lastly, these flippers...
Will become my walrus hands.
Don't I look like a walrus?
This will totally become a trend.
- Are you all ready? / - Yes!
Let's start the performance!
Even when I put on a walrus show,
I'll totally have swag.
Alright, good job, CD. Go sit down.
Next is the proud Korean! Kim Seongwon!
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
You'd better not speak English today.
- Alright. / - Good.
Today...
I'll talk about the various types of TV shows.
- There are current event shows. / - Right.
- Educational shows. / - Sure.
And shows like "1 vs. 100."
How-did-you-get-that-wrong shows.
What?
Why is that a how-did-you-get-that-wrong show?
Don't you know a how-did-you-get-that-wrong show?
You know what this is called.
This is what it's called.
You know the right word.
- I don't. / - Say it. Don't pretend you don't.
- Say it! / - Don't!
- Don't, Seongwon! / - Don't say it!
- No, Seongwon! / - He won't speak English!
- Don't say it! / - Don't!
- You can't! / - Don't!
Quiz!
Q-U-I-Z! Quiz!
Quick puzzle quiz.
10th grade high school multiple choice quiz.
Baby quiz-diaper.
Paik Jongwon.
How's that?
Doesn't that sound quiz-licious?
- Wonbin. / - What about him?
Love?
Don't make me quiz.
- When girls meet after a long time. / - What's that?
My gosh! You got prettier, you quiz.
You're even prettier, quiz.
More or less the same quiz.
Time to sing.
♪ Geng, Geng, Geng-quiz Khan ♪
♪ Geng-quiz Khan ♪
- ♪ Geng-quiz Khan ♪ / - That's enough.
- ♪ Geng-quiz Khan ♪ / - I said to stop.
Can't you hear me?
Quiz-wax.
Until the entire world loves Gag Concert
and Hangeul...
Bye-bye!
(Call Center)
Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol.
Operator for Christmas concert tickets.
I'm Lee Hyeonjeong.
Operator for a nail art set.
I'm Yang Seonil.
Operator for a garbage disposal.
Buy some marinated crabs.
I made these soy marinated crabs myself.
Ma'am, these crabs are from spawning season.
If you look at their stomachs...
It's filled with CZs.
Stick them on all you want.
Our nail art set is blowing up on the internet.
- Because our product... / - Is trash.
Put fruit peels inside the garbage disposal.
Then it'll be ground up, go down your drain...
And fall from the sky.
We'll spray fake snow during the concert.
It'll feel like a white Christmas.
And we have VIP seats as well as
regular seats and special seats.
- The VIP section... / - Is in Yeonpyeong-do.
These crabs were caught at Yeonpyeong-do.
Ma'am, I'll tell you how to dispose of food waste.
- Take the food waste... / - Mix it in the crab shell...
- Go to your favorite singer... / - And put it on.
Even the black color looks clear and pretty.
- My nails... / - Have been soaking in soy sauce.
That's why these crabs are well seasoned.
My grandma started making these crabs.
That's why everyone in my family...
Is all thumbs.
I'm terrible with my hands,
but this was pretty easy to apply.
Our concert lasts for 4 hours.
So as a nice snack, we'll give you...
Food waste.
As you know, food waste...
Goes great with rice.
All you need is this and a bowl of rice.
Smell some of this soy sauce.
This soy sauce has been aged for 6 years, so...
It smells rotten.
That's only after a few days in the bin.
Ma'am, buy our garbage disposal today.
Honestly, how do you feel when you see your...
- Husband throw out the food waste? / - Swag!
So full of swag.
All the hottest rappers will be there.
And for our concert's finale,
a bunch of idols will get together and...
Bite them.
Some people bite their nails.
Instead of doing that, your nails...
Should be sucked on.
The crab meat will pop right out.
Just one bite and even the weak and elderly...
Will start break-dancing.
We'll have ballad singers and break-dancers too.
And if you have leftover chicken bones...
Stick them on your nails.
We'll throw in nail stickers too.
If you buy our nail art set today,
for drying your nails...
We'll throw in a clapper.
For removing your cuticles...
We'll throw in a scrubber.
To keep your hands moist...
We'll throw in spicy marinated crabs.
Alright, ma'am...
Thank you for your purchase.
(How Awkward)
Honey, you won't get any good food in the army.
Eat some of this first.
Thank you so much, Sora.
You're the best.
How awkward.
She gave me hardtacks.
I think they'll have plenty of these in the army.
Take them with you and eat them.
I really don't want to go.
- What will I do after you go? / - Geez...
Be a man and stop making a big fuss.
Everyone goes to the army!
How awkward.
My dad didn't go.
Weren't you exempt, dad?
I heard a lot about it though.
Sora, I think it's time for me to go now.
Honey, look at this photo
whenever you miss me.
Alright.
How awkward.
She's with a different guy in this photo.
It's this one.
Yeah, this one.
Recruits, it's time to come in.
- Oh, man... / - Oh, no.
Seungbin, 2 years will fly by, so don't worry.
Take care of yourself, man.
How awkward.
He's going in with me.
Hey, you're coming too.
I am?
- How awkward / - How awkward.
(Momentary Home Shopping)
Hello!
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today is this mask.
We've brought in the developer, CEO Yoo Minsang.
Hello.
A mask for fine dust.
That's right, people.
- Yoo Minsang's mask is 100% cotton. / - Yes.
It's made from his 100% cotton underwear.
What are you talking about?
No, no. That's not true.
You could make like 20 masks
from one pair of your underwear.
No, they're not that big.
- I'm not that big. / - Alright...
And Yoo Minsang's mask has a cute design,
so they're fun to wear.
- Right. / - As you can see...
- A cute bear! / - How cute!
- Try this one on. / - I'll try one on too.
How cute.
I guess it looks really cute.
It looks perfect on him, doesn't it?
Gosh, let's see... It's a pig.
I didn't think you were even wearing a mask.
I was wondering why you didn't say that.
I bet you're all wondering
just how this mask blocks out the fine dust.
Right, right.
Let me show you.
- Put the mask on. / - Okay.
Put it on... Yoo Minsang's mask
has a charcoal filter inside.
It'll block all the fine dust
that would've gone in your mouth.
- That's right. / - Yes.
Block all the fine dust...
Why are they all laughing?
It can block the fine dust,
but not the charcoal, people.
Hold on...
Hey, what is this?
Doesn't he look handsome?
Oh, come on.
Let's bring in a consumer and hear his review.
Come on out.
Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol.
I'm 33 years old and I live in Dangsan.
Yoo Minsang's mask.
Does it block 100% of the fine dust?
What? You're asking?
People, the masks that are being sold now
do not block 100% of the fine dust.
But with Yoo Minsang's mask...
Is worse than this.
What?
People, Yoo Minsang's mask...
Is like trash.
Hey! What are you saying?
- And... / - Stop it!
You're going to say something bad again.
What was that?
Get back here! Hey!
Bring him back!
- Geez... / - Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
Oh, give me a break...
Chocolate with a deep flavor.
Yoo Minsang's mask.
How was that relevant?
That was totally irrelevant!
You look weird now.
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's mustard leaf kimchi.
It's a mask! Geez!
(Refreshing Statements)
Yes, yes.
Yes, I got it.
I'll be there tomorrow, teacher.
Bye.
Was that the school?
What's going on? That sounded pretty serious.
It's Jeonggeun.
He has to decide whether he's going
into the liberal arts or sciences.
Geez, why is that such a serious matter?
Of course he'll pursue the sciences.
This isn't like deciding on what to eat.
We have to think about this seriously.
This is our child's future.
He should take what's right for him.
That's why he should study science.
He should study liberal arts.
You must not remember, dear.
When Jeonggeun did his first birthday grab,
he grabbed a pencil.
He'll study the liberal arts and become a judge.
Woman, if every baby that grabbed a pencil
became a judge,
half of Korea would be judges.
He liked machines ever since he was a baby.
All we had to do
was give him a phone to make him stop crying.
That's why he should study science.
He'll study science and get a doctorate.
Take a subway. Everyone is on their smart phones.
Do all those people have PhDs?
The liberal arts are perfect for Jeonggeun.
He asked me for pocket money a few days ago.
I asked him why and he wanted to buy a book.
He used that money at the LAN center.
You're his mother
and you know nothing about him.
Jeonggeun is different from other kids.
Other kids go to academies after school.
He goes to the LAN center.
He loves computers.
He should study science.
You know Professor Lee Gukjong?
He studied science too.
All the great men study science.
So make him study science too.
Did you learn Korean from Ito Hirobumi?
You're being totally ridiculous.
You were a science major.
So what is it that you can do?
You can barely remember our address.
You always get drunk and end up ringing
the doorbell of our downstairs neighbors.
Do you have two families?
And you said you were good with machines
since you studied science,
but you couldn't even fix our electric toothbrush.
It kept rotating like crazy
and I almost lost all my teeth
trying to brush my teeth with that.
Did you make it into a drill?
I almost lost my life trying to remove some plaque.
Lady, you sound like
Newton making an illegal U-turn.
You studied liberal arts.
What are you good at?
You buy all these books
saying that people need to have class,
but I've never seen you read a single one.
Look at the stack of books in that room.
It's like a library in there.
And you and your lady friends made some kind of
literature club to write novels.
"I think Mansik's mom is having an affair.
Did she run away with the guy at the rice shop?"
All you do is gossip.
All you liberal art majors sure are impressive.
Do you want to become the male lead
in my literature club?
You don't even know what you're talking about.
Do you even know when
the Japanese invasion of Korea was?
A long time ago.
Then do you know who invented the telephone?
Probably someone that needed one!
Think about our child.
Studying science won't help with anything.
Is he going to learn trigonometry and
the Pythagorean theorem to use them for pool?
Or is he going to pour his boss a drink at work
at the perfect angle like this?
You're so shrewd.
Woman, did an octopus suck your brains out?
Try to use your head.
Think of our boy!
He should learn something useful in society.
How is learning liberal arts going to help him?
When he goes for a job interview...
"Hello, I'm applicant Kim Jeonggeun.
To work at this company, or not to work.
That is the question."
I'm sure they'd love that.
Oh, be quiet and get away from me!
You stink of math.
You go stand over there. You smell like books.
Did you chew on a dictionary?
I should hit you with a dictionary.
Or should I hit you with some encyclopedias?
Oh, yeah?
Want to become an improper fraction
or a mixed number?
What are you talking about?
I should just slap you!
You want to throw down?
- Let's do this! / - Are you kidding me?
- Mom, dad, I'm home. / - Geez...
Hey, Jeonggeun. Get over here.
Your teacher called today.
Are you going to study liberal arts or science?
It was his dream to become a doctor as a kid.
- You should study science. / - No way!
His dream is to be a judge. Study liberal arts.
- Science! / - Liberal arts!
Hold on.
I thought about this too.
Science?
- Liberal arts? / - I've decided.
- To study science. / - Liberal arts?
I'm going to become a comedian!
Jeonggeun is here!
A comedian?
No!
(Wish)
Convict 5634, let's go.
Is today the day?
It looks like it.
Sorry I wasn't nicer to you.
This is your last time.
Tell me if there's anything you want to eat.
No...
I'm fine.
Just tell me if there's anything you want to eat.
Then...
Before I go...
I'd like to eat a lot of meat.
Since it's your last time...
Get him some meat.
Yes, sir.
Thank you.
This is pork...
This is my last time...
Can I get some beef?
- Get some for him. / - Yes.
Why aren't you grilling it?
The pan has to get hot.
Excuse me...
Can I get some steamed eggs too?
Other places give it to you on the house.
Just eat this.
Alright.
Why aren't you turning the meat?
Well-done.
I like my beef fully cooked.
Can you get me a new pan?
I'm sorry.
I think it's ready.
Why aren't you eating it?
Can I get some sesame oil?
Do we have any?
- Here it is. / - Good.
Thank you.
So salty!
Don't use so much.
You should have a piece, sir.
No, no.
You eat up.
Just have a piece.
Why aren't you eating?
Eating burnt food will kill you.
I'm good.
You know...
This has been the best meat...
I've eaten in my entire life.
Thank you.
Alright, let's get going.
Stand up.
Sir...
Just one last time...
Can I get cold noodles?
Let's go.
- I can eat it really fast. / - Let's go.
- Let's go. / - It won't take me long...
(Sloppy Kung Fu)
Amongst the most fearsome martial artists,
there is a true master.
It's Sloppy Kung Fu!
Chapter 1, meeting.
Are you Master Song Yeonggil?
Please take me as your student.
You look too weak.
I won't take guys like you as my student!
I'll give you everything I own.
Come in.
I have 30 cents.
Get lost!
I have a few bank accounts.
Come in.
They're all in the red.
Get lost!
But my father owns this land you live on.
Come in.
You should've said so.
Please don't do this, master.
I keep work and personal matters separate!
Great! We'll start your intense training now.
What should I do first?
Bend your legs, raise your arms, straighten your back!
- Ow! Dad! / - What is it? What is it?
What? What? What? What? What?
Stop it. What is it?
Tell me, tell me.
What is it? What is it?
The next chapter.
Iron man.
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Ow...
Suyeong!
Yes, master! What is it?
I'll teach you the stone immortal style.
If you learn this,
your body will be like iron
and you can withstand any attack!
Master, does that really exist?
Show me a demonstration!
Wow...
I haven't mastered it yet.
That hurt.
The next chapter.
Rage!
Ow, ow.
Time out!
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Ow...
Master, this is delicious.
Hey!
I found a hair in my food!
Suyeong!
Be a man. Don't get so angry over a hair!
A martial arts master must be able
to control their anger.
I'm sorry, master.
I was a bit rash.
- Let's get going. / - Yes.
You're paying the bill today.
But I don't have any money.
I don't either.
Excuse me, I found a hair in my food!
I'm not paying!
I'm not paying for this!
I'm not paying!
The next chapter,
misunderstanding.
Why is the village so noisy?
Look here!
- Did you hear? / - Huh?
Our village has a criminal that robs people.
Master, this is terrible.
Yes, it is.
Look here!
I will describe what the criminal looks like.
The criminal has fair skin, a high nose
and he looks like Park Bogum.
- Are you suspecting me? / - Are you suspecting me?
- It's me. / - It's me.
- It's me. / - I look like Park Bogum.
- I look like him. / - It's not you two.
The next chapter.
War!
Ow...
Master! Master!
What is it?
Master, they need more soldiers in the warzone.
We're about to lose the war.
That's very serious.
That's why I've volunteered to join the army.
Suyeong, that's great!
It's time to get going.
Private Song Yeonggil.
What? Me?
It's me? You wrote my name?
You volunteered me?
I'll get you for this!
Let go!
Last chapter, bonus footage!
(Meeting room)
Master.
How have you been?
I brought you some fried chicken.
Have some.
Private Song Yeonggil! Thank you for the food!
Private Song Yeonggil!
Private, private...
(Ms. Shin)
- Director Jang, Director Jang! / - Yes, Ms. Shin.
I bought this on my trip to Paris.
- It's for you. / - Thank you.
Wow, I needed hand cream.
Thank you.
Wait... This is expired.
That's different from the use-by date.
You can still use it.
Really? It seems fine.
Wow, it's gentle.
This is too much.
My goodness! I don't use stuff like this!
Wow, you have the most sensitive skin.
When did you buy this?
- Was it 1983? / - Then it's gone bad!
- It's fine, it's fine. / - Hello.
- Hey, Taehun. / - Hi.
Taehun...
What's that smell?
I heard you sang on our drama's soundtrack.
I sang a duet with IU.
We had pretty good chemistry.
Wow... Can you sing it for us?
- Should I sing my part? / - Yeah.
Good night.
Is that it?
Yes, that's my part at the end of the song.
Wow, you're great at pretending you actually sang.
- You two should rehearse. / - Yes.
- Goodness... Taehun. / - Yes?
- You sang a duet with IU? / - Yes.
Gosh... Taehun...
I-U good at singing?
Gosh...
I thought you'd laugh, but you're so cold-hearted.
Well, I do like a man that's curt.
- Ms. Shin. / - Yeah?
- Can you help me rehearse? / - Sure, sure.
What's the scene for today?
It's a love story between a rich man
and a part-timer.
A rich man and a part-timer?
A part-timer where?
- At a fast food place? / - A fast food place?
One bulgogi burger set,
one shrimp burger set
and a large cola. Thank you.
I'm in character now!
- Alright, let's get started. / - Sure, sure.
Gosh, I'm so busy.
Now I can finally take it easy.
W-Welcome.
Taehun...
So this is the dump you work at, Bongseon.
What? Dump?
That's right. This is where I work.
What do you know, Taehun?
You wear nice clothes and ride a nice car
because you have rich parents.
What would you know, Taehun?
Why are you laughing?
Because you're cute.
What?
I don't need money.
All I need is you, cutie.
- I'm sorry. / - What is it?
What? What's wrong?
I've never seen love where someone could
give up everything like this.
You've never seen love where
someone could give up everything?
Then want me to show you?
I'll give up on seeing that.
Goodness... That didn't work.
- Ms. Shin, can we try it again? / - Sure, sure.
All I need is you, cutie.
Hold on.
I don't like rich guys.
I'm not interested in rich men! But...
I like you because it's you.
Because it's you.
- Ms. Shin... / - I like you because it's you.
It says your legs get weak in the script.
Why would you kiss me?
I guess I got a bit too into it!
- It says my legs get weak? / - Yes.
Your legs get weak but you smile and endure it.
How do I smile and endure it
as my legs get weak?
Like this?
- Wow, you're so flexible. / - Like this?
Yes, that's the right track.
- Ms. Shin! / - Oh, hey, Nami.
Taehun, the director wants you.
- Really? / - Yeah.
- Thank you, Ms. Shin. / - Taehun... Taehun...
Taehun! Gosh.
Ms. Shin, I got this lipstick from a sponsor
and I brought it for you.
- Lipstick? / - Yes.
Goodness...
I love lipstick.
These days, people ask me if I'm sick
when I don't wear lipstick.
Gosh, this is great.
- Please enjoy it. / - Yeah, I will.
Looks pretty.
Goodness gracious.
I look like the Grim Reaper!
Goodness... Sometimes I see him at night.
You call this a gift?
You deserve a scolding for this.
- Goodness... / - Ms. Shin...
Can you help me rehearse?
Goodness...
It's not like you ever get better. What's the point?
Go ahead and run your mouth.
Hey! You're complaining about what I gave you?
You filthy beggar.
Nami, it's just...
The color is a bit too bold.
It doesn't go with this outfit.
I'm going to wear it with a nicer outfit. That's why.
- Ms. Shin. / - Yeah?
That was a line from the script.
- A line? / - Yes.
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
My goodness...
You said that so disrespectfully
that you made me pretend to like
this shade of lipstick I hate.
Gosh, that hurts my pride.
- Gosh... Keep running your mouth. / - Okay.
Hey! You're complaining about what I gave you?
You filthy beggar.
Gosh... Miss...
That salary you paid me
was half of what we agreed on.
Just what have you done?
Well? I gave you food and a roof over your head.
Just leave if this isn't good enough.
Leave. Get lost! Get out!
Miss...
I won't stand for this any longer.
I won't stand for this.
Hey.
- Yes? / - Didn't you see me bite your arm?
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Did I bite you that hard?
Gosh, someone might think
I'm just being petty because
you're wearing a nice shade of lipstick
and you gave me an ugly color!
Goodness, young people these days are so scary.
So scary!
I'm sorry.
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me bite you several times?
Ms. Shin.
What's with the bald eagle?
- It's me. / - You startled me.
- Ms. Shin. / - Yeah?
We have a charity run this weekend.
I was wondering if anyone wanted to run.
- A charity run? / - Yes.
You earn money for the distance you run.
My gosh, I should participate in that great cause.
It's great to donate to charity.
Great. Should the 3 of us run the entire course?
- Wow? All of it? / - Taehun...
I'm too old to run that entire course.
Taehun, you can massage my legs,
hold my hand and get me water.
I think I can run the entire course then.
- I'll do it. / - Alright, Ms. Shin.
- Taehun. / - Yeah?
We have that commercial shoot this weekend.
Oh, right.
Then I guess you two can't make it.
You'll be running the entire course, Ms. Shin.
Ms. Shin, it's for a good cause, so finish the course.
- Let's go! / - Goodness...
While you two shoot a commercial,
looks like I'll be running around.
Just thinking of it makes my heart race.
At the thought of running the race?
No, I'm going to beat you two up!
No, Ms. Shin!
(Really Though?)
Be careful, men.
- Yes, Captain. / - Yes, Captain.
Corporal Yang! Corporal Yang!
Corporal Yang! You're bleeding...
You're bleeding!
Captain...
Don't talk! You're bleeding badly!
Captain...
This blood... This blood...
It probably won't come off even if I wash it, right?
Really though?
He's worried about laundry?
Get it together!
Captain... I think it's over for me.
Just leave me.
Stop sounding so weak, you fool!
If you go like this...
What about your girlfriend that's waiting for you?
Can I start dating your girlfriend?
Really though?
He wants to steal my girlfriend?
No...
Captain, we don't have a chance.
It's all over now.
What are you talking about?
Worrying won't change anything.
If you just do what I say,
we can all survive!
- Do what I do. / - Yes, Captain.
Let's go.
Really though?
He wants to do a cheer?
Captain! Do we throw our hands up or down?
Really though?
You're going with this?
Throw them up. 1, 2, 3.
- Let's go! / - Let's go!
- Doesn't that feel much better? / - Yes.
Alright.
Salute! I'm a medic.
- Where's the patient? / - Over here!
I hurt my arm. Can you take a look?
Please wait a moment. This patient comes first.
I'm bleeding pretty badly. Can you take a look?
Hey! Are you kidding?
This patient may lose his life!
Just wait for a moment!
Humph, I'm not fighting in this war.
Unbelievable...
Really though? He's sulking?
Just wait a moment. I'll get right to you.
Promise me.
Really though?
Thankfully, he won't lose his life.
That's such a relief. Thank you!
- Thank you so much! / - Please stop.
That'll be $52.
Really though?
You're charging me?
I accept credit card too.
Really though? A credit card reader?
So, this is where you all were hiding.
You've been surrounded.
Throw down your weapons!
Alright... So, which one should I kill first?
Hold on! Before I die...
I have one thing to ask you!
Go ahead.
Do Pyeongyang cold noodles really taste good?
Really though?
That's what he wants to know?
Do you want to die?
It's a bomb!
The war is over.
All soldiers should return to HQ.
Finally! The war is finally over!
Good work, everyone!
Good work, sir.
♪ Until the day when the East Sea's waters ♪
♪ And Mt. Baekdu are dry and worn away ♪
- Really though? / - Really though?
(Love Brothers)
We're the authors of "Dating is Easy."
- I'm Seo Taehun... / - And I'm Lee Sejin.
I'm the author of "Being Single is Easy."
I'm Yoo Minsang.
I bet that book has head meat instead of a header.
That's a good idea. Thanks.
I'm the author of "Marriage is Easy."
I'm Park Yeongjin.
So jealous.
Hey, just be honest.
You're just pretending to be happy, right?
- What are you talking about? / - Be honest.
You're just pretending to be human, right?
That's right, jerk.
Alright, sit down.
People, if you listen to what we say,
anyone can date.
Men and women are very different.
They say different things when they fight too.
That's right.
This is what men say when men fight.
For men...
- They ask questions. / - Questions?
Are you insane?
Are you crazy?
Do you want to die?
They ask questions...
- But they'll never throw a punch. / - Right.
Let's see what women say when women fight.
For women...
They give you information.
You know your friend Mijin?
Even she doesn't like you!
Mijin talked a bunch of trash about you.
Mijin hates your guts!
They give each other information.
They announce their thought as everyone's thought.
I see.
So then...
Let's look at what they say
after a fight to make up.
For guys...
When we make up... We forget.
We forget we even fought.
Guys forget that they even fought.
Hey, want to hit up the LAN center later?
I thought you two got in a fight.
- We did? / - Yeah.
When did we fight?
- Are you insane? / - What?
- Are you crazy? / - What?
- Want to die? / - What?
- Guys tend to forget easily. / - Right.
Then how about for women?
Women actually make up for real.
I'm so sorry...
I must've been crazy.
Let's never fight again!
But you know...
Can you believe that Mijin?
Did she really talk trash about me?
Yeah, she's a major trash-talker.
They make up and they make a common enemy.
Right.
What are you talking about?
Women don't fight like that.
- Minsang, what do you know? / - Yeah!
- Yeongjin hates you guys too. / - What was that?
- Why would you do that? / - What was that?
Get rid of that! We don't need that stuff!
People, you don't have to worry about that stuff.
You can be happy all by yourself.
I've been single for 40 years.
I'm going to tell you all
the benefits of being single today.
Listen up.
The first benefit of being single...
You get both drumsticks
when you order fried chicken.
You don't have to split them.
You get to eat them both! Isn't that great?
And second...
You're not as exposed to cell phone
electromagnetic waves.
Electromagnetic waves are bad for you up close.
I talk on the phone less than once a month.
My brain is safe and secure.
And third...
You don't have as many reasons to go out,
so you don't have to shower as often,
reducing the amount of shampoo you use
which is good for the environment.
Gross!
That's how great it is to be single.
And you spend a lot of time looking up clips online,
which helps Korea's IT industry to advance.
What?
Korea is a strong IT nation because of single people.
I mean we watch a lot of YouTube clips.
Get your minds out of the gutter.
There are so many benefits to being single.
It's endless. These are all benefits!
Should I spend all day reading these?
On the contrary,
couples don't just have flaws.
Some of them are dangerous.
- Dangerous? / - Why?
Listen up. Couples, you're in grave danger.
First, when it rains.
You share an umbrella.
"This is so nice!"
But your shoulder gets soaked
and you catch a cold when you get home.
Then it turns into pneumonia and you die!
- What was that? / - You'd die?
- It's dangerous! / - You'd die from that?
And even when you go eat.
"Honey, what should we get?"
"You pick something." "No, you pick something."
"You pick." You go back and forth like that
and you die from starvation!
- What? / - Why would they die?
And you praise each other.
"You're the prettiest girl in the world, honey."
"No, you're the most handsome guy in the world."
They praise each other until their spit dries.
Then they die of dehydration!
- Why are they always dying? / - Oh, come on.
Fine, let's say you survive all this
and manage to go to your wedding.
But the officiant talks for so long
that you die of bleeding ears!
That's ridiculous.
So many flaws!
I have this big list of flaws that couples have!
Should I read them all?
I have one sheet with a benefit written on it.
"You'll be happy enough to endure all of..."
Dang it!
Being a couple is this dangerous.
Do you really want to risk your lives?
A public service announcement from single people.
What was that?
- Geez... / - Go sit down!
- Sit down! / - What?
Geez...
I'm sure your parents will be proud of you.
My mom doesn't know I do this skit.
Happiness...
Comes after you get married.
Hello! I've been married for 2 years. I love my wife!
I'm Park Yeongjin.
I'm so happy right now.
Right now.
Because I'm on stage and not home.
- You don't like being home? / - Hold on.
That's how happy I am.
Before I got married and lived alone,
my life was so boring.
But now, thanks to my pretty wife,
my life is like a variety show.
When I get home a bit late, my wife says,
"How dare you show up here? Get out now!"
I end up sleeping outdoors.
This is "2 Days and 1 Night."
And when we eat on the weekend...
My wife yells at me when I eat breakfast,
she yells at me when I eat lunch
and she yells at me when I eat dinner.
She yells at me whenever I eat.
This is "Three Meals a Day."
Does that mean something else?
When we go out to meet people,
I know the truth,
but my wife tells people
that she's never gotten any cosmetic work done.
This is "I Am a Natural Person."
And when she visits my parents,
the next day, she's always POI.
Huh? "Point of Omniscient Interfere."
No.
Pissed-Off at In-laws.
POI.
Gosh, I'm so happy!
Oh, I should get home now.
If I get home late, she'll interrogate me
and ask me a bunch of questions.
This is "Curious Stories Wife."
Gosh...
See that, everyone? We're all actually...
- Very happy! / - Very happy!
(Crazy Convenience Store)
I hope I don't get any crazy customers today.
Let's hang in there today!
So cold...
- Honey. / - Yeah?
What should we get?
- How about potato chips? / - Alright.
- Where are the potato chips? / - Over there I think.
- How do you know so well? / - Huh?
What? What is it?
How did you know that the potato chips were there?
Because I came here late last night.
Late last night?
You told me you were at home.
Who did you come here with? And why?
- I can't tell you. / - Tell me.
- I can't tell you! / - Tell me!
- I said I can't tell you! / - Why not?
Because!
I prepared an event for you.
(We love our customers)
(I love you, Princess Nina)
Hey! When did you put that up there?
Honey.
Don't cry!
- My gosh! / - Don't cry, you fool!
Sir, you have to pay for that first!
You can't do that here! Do that outside!
Gosh, what a bunch of weirdos.
- Please ring this water up. / - Sure.
Here you go.
This one isn't cold.
Can I change this for different water?
Sure.
Excuse me! Excuse me! What are you doing?
Geez! You said I could change this!
You can't take bigger water bottles.
You should've been more specific, young man!
What was that?
Geez...
What's wrong with that guy?
Hey, come on in. Pick whatever you want!
- Okay! / - Okay!
- I want this. / - I want this.
This is a lot of stuff...
Hey! So, who's going to pay?
Me?
Dang, I didn't bring my wallet.
Let's come back next time!
- Okay! / - Okay!
What about these? What about...
What was that?
- Hello. / - Hi.
- Please ring these up. / - Sure.
Let me ring up these instant mixed noodles.
- Hold it. / - Yes?
Can these mixed noodles really be mixed?
Of course.
But they're so hard. How do you mix them?
What?
Can I go to my local bathhouse
and try dipping this in a tub?
Why would you do all that?
Just put it in some boiling water.
Oh, I see.
- Are you a genius? / - No, no.
- Please ring this up. / - Sure.
- Hold it. / - Yes?
It says to mix with your left and right hand.
If I use both hands to mix this,
which hand do I eat it with?
Am I supposed to eat this with my feet?
My foot can't reach.
Hold on. Can I go to India to learn some yoga?
What?
Oh, I don't have a passport.
- Please ring this up for me. / - Sure.
- Hold it. / - Yes?
- There's a serious problem here. / - What is it?
It says it's 1 serving.
Feces?
Huh? No!
Feces?
No, don't think about it that way.
But I already thought of it.
This is disgusting, so I'm not buying it.
What? Then I'll ring up these meat dumplings.
- Hold it. / - Yes?
Do these meat dumplings really contain beef?
Sure.
They're in this bag, so I can't see them.
Can I go to a farm and ask a cow?
Why would you ask a cow?
Yeah, they'll probably just go "Moo."
- Please ring this up. / - Sure.
- Wait... Hold it. / - Yes?
- It says it contains minced beef. / - Yes.
I don't want a cow that always loses.
- Can't I have one with a cow that's won? / - What?
This cow that always loses,
this loser, loner cow filled with scars...
- Why would they make this with that? / - No!
Are you mocking me because I can't fight?
No!
- I can still beat up a 1st grader! / - What?
Even though I lost once.
What? What are you talking about?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to tell you my heroic tales.
- Please ring this up. / - Sure.
- Hold it. / - Yes?
Do you have an upset stomach?
Why?
It was 2 feces!
No, no!
- 2 feces! / - No...
- You pooped in here twice? / - No! It's not like that!
Just leave!
I'm going to report this to the FDA.
Do whatever you want. Geez...
- I'm sorry about earlier. / - Sure.
How much does it cost to send a parcel to Jeonju?
It depends on the weight, but usually $4 to $5.
- Oh. / - Yes.
My gosh...
- Please send this to Jeonju. / - Sure.
Excuse me! What are you doing?
Geez! You said I could send this!
I can't send a person!
You should've been more specific, young man!
Geez! All these people are crazy!
(Let's Do This)
- Chief Lee. / - Yes.
How's the commercial for our Jumpy Raisin Drink?
Manager Jeong has the commercial ready.
- Let's go watch it! / - Okay.
Hello, Mr. Advertiser!
I worked really hard on the
Jumpy Raisin Drink commercial...
Keep talking, keep talking. Forever and ever.
- That's all. / - Let's watch it then.
- Let's watch it. / - Yes.
Honey!
I feel like I'm going to throw up.
Why did you drink so much?
Here, Jumpy Raisin Drink.
So refreshing!
For hangover relief, Jumpy Raisin Drink!
That was so bland.
Nobody will buy our drink after watching that.
Try to be more creative.
Let's try to think about this the other way around.
- Oh, the other way around? / - Yeah.
- I can do that. Let's watch it. / - Okay.
So refreshing!
Geez, why did you drink so much?
Here, Jumpy Raisin Drink.
Man, I feel like throwing up!
For hangover relief, Jumpy Raisin Drink!
He threw up after drinking our raisin drink.
What kind of commercial was that?
I can't believe it. I'm at a loss for words.
You're talking right now. Get it together, sir!
- Do you want to get in trouble? / - I'm sorry.
Not something like this.
You have to make a commercial that shows people
our drink will sober them right up.
- A commercial where they get sobered up. / - Yes!
I can do that. Let's watch it now.
Honey, I feel like throwing up!
Honey!
Didn't that sober you up?
To sober up, Jumpy Raisin Drink.
No, no.
The raisin drink didn't sober him up.
He got sobered up from a flying kick.
Forget that commercial.
Alright, I know why.
I'll invest more money.
Get an A-lister model.
And make the commercial like a movie.
Make one like that.
- I have an A-lister ready. / - Good.
Let's watch it now.
(Gag Bar)
Honey.
If you take this shot, you're going to date me.
Junho.
What?
(Special guest, Park Wankyu)
What is this?
What brings you here, Wankyu?
You want to date me?
What are you talking about?
- Are you here alone? / - What do you mean?
I'm so lonely.
That sobered me right up.
Jumpy Raisin Drink!
Hold on.
What was that? What kind of commercial was that?
You think that even made sense?
Hey, lower the curtain.
Bunny-bunny, bunny-bunny, carrot, carrot.
What was that?
They were playing a game?
And why is Kim Junho in this commercial?
Let's just use Park Wankyu.
Park Wankyu has his strengths.
- Oh, highlight Park Wankyu's strengths? / - Yes!
- I can do that. Let's watch it now. / - Great!
♪ Even after 1,000 years ♪
♪ I still can't forget you ♪
♪ Because I loved... ♪
I drank so much last night. My voice is hoarse.
Wankyu! Try some Jumpy Raisin Drink.
- Is this stuff good? / - Yeah.
Hurry.
Let's go!
♪ Even after 1,000 years ♪
♪ I still can't forget you ♪
♪ Because I loved you ♪
Junho, want to get drinks after this?
- Sounds good. / - Yeah?
Jumpy Raisin Drink!
Wow...
Park Wankyu is amazing. He can really sing high.
I'll make you sing high too.
Here.
You went up even higher.
We got Park Wankyu.
How could you make him lip-synch?
I'll give you one last chance.
A commercial that'll make people's jaws drop.
Make one like that!
- A commercial that'll make jaws drop! / - Yes!
I can do that. Let's watch it now.
♪ When you miss someone ♪
- My gosh... / - ♪ You'll meet them eventually ♪
- Wankyu! / - ♪ Like a... ♪
♪ I hope it works out ♪
- Jumpy! / - Raisin Drink!
What kind of commercial was that?
I'm not doing this commercial! Forget this!
But...
(Wronged)
I should eat this fast.
Oh, gosh...
It's time for my drama.
This thing is out of water.
How do I change this thing?
Excuse me, I can help.
No, I have a boyfriend.
What are you talking about? I said I'd help.
Even if you help me, I'm not interested in you.
- It's not like that... / - I'm good.
Fine, do whatever you want.
- Playing hard to get? / - What?
Fine then.
I don't know how you knew
I was lying when I said I had a boyfriend...
I didn't know it was a lie.
I'll go on 3 dates with you and then I'll decide.
I don't want to date you.
This is my number.
Oh, but don't call too late.
What was that?
Ow, my legs...
I almost forgot that my drama is on today.
It already started.
Sir, please sit here and watch.
No. You're here to eat, young man.
- Sit and eat. / - No, sit and watch.
I'm going right after my drama ends.
- Sit and eat. / - I'm fine...
Ow, my legs...
My legs sure are killing me.
- Sit and watch, sir. / - I'm fine.
- No, sit and watch. / - It's fine.
- No, sit and watch. / - I'm fine...
- Just sit. / - Hey, hey, hey!
- Hey, hey, hey! / - Yes? Yes? Yes?
- I said I'm fine. / - Yes, sir.
How many times did I tell you I'm fine?
- Sit and eat. / - Okay...
Young people these days
show no respect for the elderly.
Quiet down.
He's going to start bullying us.
It's not like that, sir.
- Ma'am. / - Yes?
I've never seen you here. What are you here for?
I'm here because of my bad back.
You have to be careful once you get older.
What brings you here, sir?
I'm here because my legs hurt.
Gosh...
Ow, my legs...
My legs sure hurt.
- Just sit down, sir. / - I'm fine.
- Just eat. / - Please sit.
- You should just eat. / - Please sit.
- Hey, hey, hey! / - Yes? Yes? Yes?
You would've finished your food by now.
If you finish faster, I can sit down sooner.
Yes, you're right.
What's your problem?
I'm sorry. How about this?
We'll sit like this...
The three of us can sit together now.
- Goodness! Hey. / - Yes?
Why would you tell me that now?
I just thought of it.
Are you messing with me?
I'm sorry.
- Be good. / - Yes, sir.
Let's sit.
- Eat your food. / - Yes...
Sir, would you like some?
No, I'm having surgery tomorrow.
I have to fast.
Oh, I see.
Ma'am, would you like some?
- Can I just get one piece? / - Sure.
Gosh, thank you.
Yum, that's good.
- Ma'am! / - Yes?
You have high cholesterol.
You're not supposed to eat stuff like this.
- Sir. / - Yes?
Did you just give her fried chicken?
No, it wasn't like that...
Then what happened?
Are you saying she stole your food?
That's not what I meant...
You gave it to her, right?
She didn't tell me...
Just tell her.
He gave it to her.
Why would you give her this?
Geez! You're so thoughtless!
Geez... Excuse me.
You called me thoughtless?
I had no idea she had high cholesterol.
She wanted some, so I gave some to her.
Why are you being mean to me?
Why are you crying?
I was just worried about this lady!
What? Why?
He was mistreating the elderly earlier.
- Now he mistreats a woman! / - Seriously.
Gosh, I got in trouble again.
I'm sorry, ma'am!
It's fine.
I was supposed to get out of here tomorrow.
Looks like I'll be here for another 6 months.
It could be over for me before that.
Gosh...
Don't say things like that, ma'am.
- Young man. / - Yes?
- Is your mother still around? / - Yes.
Then why did you do that to me?
It's not like that...
- What is it? / - No...
- What's wrong? / - It's nothing.
Why did things turn out this way?
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick,
I'll show you all a simple one.
I have some coffee here. Be careful.
It smells nice.
I'll take this coffee
and show you all something surprising.
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra.
Huh?
- The coffee disappeared. / - Wow.
It's time for the highlight of our show.
I'd like to pick a volunteer from the audience
to help us out today.
Is there anyone?
Let me pick someone.
Who should I pick?
Right here. Let's bring her up on stage.
Give her a hand.
Let me ask you something.
Have you ever been inside a room or container
that's cramped and dark?
No.
She said no. I thought everyone experienced this.
Okay, okay.
Let's get you in there.
As you can see, there's nothing in here.
Go inside.
Get in there.
Let's put this back.
Now we'll show you all an amazing trick.
Hold on...
Stick your head out please.
Your head is out.
Okay, ready?
Good. Don't be nervous.
This is Gag Concert.
A place filled with laughter.
Okay. Ready?
Our female volunteer...
- I'm going to grab your head. / - Okay.
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
Amazing, right?
We'll show you all the secret behind this trick.
I'll try it again.
Abra... Abra... Abracadabra!
Yes, just like that.
Right, just keep turning. Okay, okay.
Very good.
We'll show you all again.
Abra... Abra... Abracadabra!
Amazing, right?
Applause!
Did I do a good job in here?
You did great. Applause!
Applause!